In the "D'oh!" Category

Here's a little something I accidentally learned yesterday when I sat in front of the computer for 2-1/2 hours, updating Bemused Boomer:

If you have a seven-inch horizontal surgical incision on your belly that is held closed by 19 vertical staples, it is not a good idea to sit hunched over your computer keyboard for 2-1/2 hours.

I could tell you what the aftermath would be if you did such a foolish thing, but I think you can guess.