A Practical Approach

I've decided the ads in my newspaper encouraging me to pay lots of money to get rid of the purple lines on my upper legs have it all wrong. I think my purple lines are actually more attractive than some of tattoos being let out of hiding now that the skimpy clothes of summer are in.

In fact, one of my purple clusters looks a lot like the sky in Van Gogh's "Starry Night."

So, I'm taking the practical approach and simply considering them free ink.